Last week, I bought a giant wall calendar to map out the final six months of the year.

As someone with eight planets in Capricorn, color-coding and planning is my version of fun.

All was going well…
until I got to December 25th.
My 35th birthday.
(And yes, I was born on Christmas.)

I recently posted a reel on Instagram that went semi-viral.
I cringe just saying that—but with over 30k views in 24 hours, I guess the story hit a nerve.

So I figured I’d share it with you, too.

It started with a ring, a bowl, and a plate—each one broke in the same week.

The bowl cracked clean in half.
The ring split right down the middle.
The plate? Just a tiny chip on the edge.